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Post by ~^MaTs~^ on Oct 12, 2006 19:14:33 GMT 7
May nakapagsaBi na ba sYong "aNg cuTe mO?"
KuNg waLa pa,,,
waLa tayOng maGaGawA..! HaYaAn mu na, maBaiT ka nMan eH... ;D
hEhEhE! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by neilboyg415 on Oct 13, 2006 5:05:55 GMT 7
"There what it takes to be.
Then we shall so be it becuase it is.
To do or not to is in the what, now or what else.
Without which there never to you!"
-words of wisdom from Melanie Marquez
bahala na kaung umintindi.
hello, housemates!!!! ;D
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Post by **::Gee::** on Oct 13, 2006 19:12:21 GMT 7
WANTED: Grammatician!
The more the manier...
What are friends are four...
Been there, been that...
Come! Let's join us!
The sky's the langit!
Don't touch me not...
Are you sure ka na ba
What's your next class before this?
Well, well, well... Look do we have here
I always go there sometimes
Give them the benefit of the daw
Ir's a blessing in the sky
It's not your problem anymore. It's our problem anymore!
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Post by BBKuya Germs on Oct 13, 2006 19:21:59 GMT 7
Yung title ba ang punchline?
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Post by neilboyg415 on Oct 15, 2006 10:36:30 GMT 7
D truth behind the song, ETERNAL FLAME and hu really sang it......
BULAG: close your eyes
PILAY: give me ur hands darling,
BINGI: do u hear (feel) my heart beating?
BOBO: do u understand?
MANHID: do u feel the same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is this burning? an eternal flame!
PIPI: say my name,
BALIW: sunshine through the rain,
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely...
DOKTOR: they'll come and and ease the pain.
MADAMOT: i dont wanna lose ds feeling.....
WOLF: oooohhhhh.
hahahahaahahahhaah. corny. corny. corny ;D ;D ;D
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Post by trish29 on Oct 17, 2006 23:18:15 GMT 7
SPANISH TEACHER: class use "puera" in a sentence....
STUDENT: mi maestras bon bonitas (my teachers are beautiful)
TEACHER: oh, dats very flaterin' but wers puera?
STUDENT: "puera" ka!
hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by neilboyg415 on Oct 18, 2006 14:07:16 GMT 7
TOP 6 MELANIE MARQUEZ QUOTES:
1. I couldn't care a D A M N!
2. What's ur next class before this?
3. Can you repeat that for d second time around once more from d top? (ulit ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
4. Hello, my brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?
5. Don't touch me not!
6. Hello? 4 a while. Please hangup.
hahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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Post by neilboyg415 on Oct 18, 2006 14:11:09 GMT 7
Dont try
if you have
the reason
to believe
you
reached
a shoulder
you can at
the time you
are, what
you are and the
shadow
of your
past
today...........
di mo nagets no?
PAREHO TAYO!
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by ~^MaTs~^ on Oct 18, 2006 17:04:23 GMT 7
"It's not who I am underneath, it is what I do the defines me."
-Batman
"Iniisip nila ay hindi mahalaga, mahal kita maging...
sino ka man..."
-Robin
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Post by trish29 on Oct 18, 2006 17:07:34 GMT 7
GUEST: magkano room nyo dito?
RECEPRIONIST: SPECIAL O ORDINARY?
GUEST: ano ba ang pagkakaiba?
RECEPTIONIST: kapag special may TV & masahista, kapag ordinary naman, yung msahista may TB!
hahahahaha!
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Post by mArGe on Oct 18, 2006 18:29:34 GMT 7
HARI : anu gusto m0ng parusa *pasukan ang putiw m0 ng kabayo o ng bubuyog MAY SALA: yung bubuyog nalang po HARI: mga kawal! ilabas si JOLLIBEE!  yeah! |
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Post by trish29 on Oct 21, 2006 0:55:41 GMT 7
Sulat ng anak sa kanyang magulang....
Dear tatay at nanay,
bakit nyo binenta ang kalabaw eh akin naman iyon? Galit tlga ako! Mula ngayon, hindi nyo na ako anak!
ur FRIEND,
Boyet!
hehehehehehe!
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Post by trish29 on Oct 21, 2006 0:58:13 GMT 7
Bakit bad trip ang pinya pag gising sa umaga?
marami kasi syang aalising MUTA sa kanyang mga mata! hehehehehehehehe!
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Post by trish29 on Oct 21, 2006 1:01:53 GMT 7
nalubog ang barko patay lahat ng tao sa trahedya isang kuba ang naiwan....
KUBA: halika pating, kainin mo ako wala ng silbi ang buhay ko!
PATING: wag mo akong linlangin! TURTLE KA!
hahahahahahaahahhahahaha!
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Post by **::Gee::** on Oct 21, 2006 1:21:15 GMT 7
patigasan ng ulo
amerikano:inuntog sa pader ung ulo patay!!
chinese:pinalo ung ulo ng martilyo patay!!
japanese:tumalon sa bangin patay
referee:next
juan:ayoko pang mamatay
referee:sige na iuntog mo na ulo mo sa
pader!!!
juan:ayoko sabi ehhh!!
referee:sige na
juan:ayoko!!!
referee:ang tigas ng ulo mo!!
juan:yehey panalo ako,sabi mo matigas
ulo ko!!!yehey!!!!
okay... corny xa! hahaha...
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Post by ~^MaTs~^ on Oct 21, 2006 2:04:33 GMT 7
CLASSMATE: Bakit yung airplane kpag umikot and elisi, umaangat sa lupa? Ung electirc fan hindi?
PEDRO: Shonga ka pala eh! Kc ung electric fan, may kurdon, pinipilan yon...
..Tsk! cornyx!
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Post by ~^MaTs~^ on Nov 4, 2006 6:47:32 GMT 7
in HELL...
eks hell...
inhell, eks hell!
IKSIRSAYS na!
para sumigla! ;D
O wag pigilin ang tawa,
nakangiti kna eh! Hahahahaha! ;D
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Post by trish29 on Nov 4, 2006 14:11:45 GMT 7
What flavor of icecream that best describe your self? mocca, vanilla, ube, chocolate, strawberry, melon or macapuno? I'll tell you the answers pagnaka sagot na na angilan sa inyo....
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Post by **::Gee::** on Nov 4, 2006 14:52:07 GMT 7
strawberry!
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Post by ~^MaTs~^ on Nov 30, 2006 23:09:56 GMT 7
ISANG EROPLANO ANG BABAGSAK...
CAPTAIN: Meidey! Meidey! Emergency landing meidey! Meidey!
Biglang umextra ang isang ngongo...
NGONGO: Meidey? Cnong may meidey? HAPI MEIDEY!
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yeah!